he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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