I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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