She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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