My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
