My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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