what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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