OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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