we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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