dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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