i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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