Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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