I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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