Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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