Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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