fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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