VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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