I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Just pee around me
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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