Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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