Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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