i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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