U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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