Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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