when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
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Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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