in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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