okay pat passed out under dana's car
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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