Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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