I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Randomize
