Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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