The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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