her vagine was all disorganized.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
there is glitter all over my balls
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