The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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