ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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