No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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