I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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