So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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