i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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