"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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