Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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