Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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