he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
pray to the hookup gods
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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