Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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