I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
That's when you crack a 10am beer
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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