He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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