Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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