i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
My legs feel like baby dolphins
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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