She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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