dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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