definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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