Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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