You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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