So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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