I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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