We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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